THE PHENE
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by fishe
Beware the fiendish phene,
And miniphenes with eyes so blue.
You find them with a box of pictures and piles of plastic paper thingys;
Crockytears she weeps for you, booty skin deep sharp clean very cleen;
And aimed at you,
Dont eat meat, kill for fun pooypoo.
krazzy katz and long long doggy bark bark barky;
Walk littleones duck goose parky.
The phene is lurking shadow badly somewhere?
Telephoneonprettyear advice isgladly.
Black and white image two;
Weddedvirgin,
Kinkytooo.
Phene has smaller sister (is a trekky mister spock).
And-
Ticky ticky chimming clock.
Phene snaps panicattacks!
When the brood are broody she is moody;
WHAT! it cries YOUYOOYOOOO
Theres a skelly in zer celly long since gasped for breath.
What secrets could it utter should it muster
I,m not telling you.
Although her scream is decibel exponential,
Her softer voice is barely heard,
But deadly poison toxic harmful leathal.
The miniphenes are lucktant allies,
Tinymonster tantrums;
Mum mUM MUM! mama mama mama ear shreeeking clamour,
Tiny feet kicking, GET MY FOOD!
Tears tears and more tears running river madness,
Ones got another cut to add to a collection,
And mama,s going spare,
Nappy shares are booming,
School gate choc block scissors paste and paper,
milky minors making bats gloves cardboard tubes;
With tissue flowers and crayons.
The Phene has got the credit card, shopping she will go,
The bank has loads of money, limit Phene dont know.
That dress it cost a fortune only start;
Before day is waning,
Hundreds will change hands,
Never seen such spending in all thee capital lands.
All house work done by skutters tick click whirrr ping~
Phenes in favorite place settee moving pictures,
Dizzy, pat and spot
But phenes pretty face make us luvalot.
Having said all that, even bitchy she
Disregard the sarky commms and gather round for tea.
Afterall milk is fatfree.............
YE ENDE
My Bed by Christopher
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